service the rod

to receive or give oral pleasure to a man

Invite Kim over so she can service the rod.

by mr. nice guy February 17, 2005

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rat rod

A Ratrod is a traditional streetrod that are built the old fashion way. "BY THE OWNER" these cars are built for function, going fast and being free of the yuppie B.S. Anyone can buy a HOTROD thats what banks are for. Keep it real, no paint,no chrome,no problems!
If you cant build it fix it you shouldnt own it!
If you have to take your rod to a mechanic your not a rodder....

RATROD:Fast, Functional, Hand made, and driven!

HOTROD: shiny, expensive, useless, bought, trailered everywhere!

My $2500 rat rod will leave your $100,000 rod where it belongs, in the field. So maybe someday a real rodder will find it and turn it into a real rod! Have a nice day!

by DIRTYRAT November 13, 2007

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iron rod

Normally merely a rod made of iron, but sometimes used as a pseudonym for a penis, especially to cause great hilarity amongst chat rooms.

"Jessica gripped Sam's mighty iron rod and beat down the evil foes with it."

by erendor August 23, 2005

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Douche rod

When someone is so unbearable that they are being both a douche AND a rod at the same time.

"Man, Billy is such a douche. I can't believe he wouldn't let me go to his party!"
"No man, he's not just a douche, he's a douche rod!"

by billy trinkets September 8, 2005

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GAY-ROD

A person who gets mad easily and takes every joke up the ass he can't talk all the shit he wants on you, but as soon as you say something about him he goes and cries to his babe about

man why did that guy straighten his hair he looks like a dyke?

that's not a dyke, that's just GAY-ROD

by yeetboys January 18, 2017

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