Punt

When a girl gives you an obvious hint that she would like to have sex, makeout, give her cell number, etc.. You have a chance to score but you fuck up and accidently 'punt' your chance away.

Orlando: She told me she hasn't had sex in a long time, so i texted her 'I'm sorry to hear that'.

Ricky: You should play for the Oakland Raiders you just punted your chance.

by rickya209 May 16, 2014

punt

to ditch or blow off.

Jesus Christ, I can't believe my best friend punted me!

by Kat October 22, 2004

punt

Pundit, as in a Brain. Very knowledgable.

That guy's an UNIX punt!

by ubiquitous punt September 15, 2003

Punt

To kick someone, usually your kids, outside when the weather is nice. This helps prevent them from becoming McChildren and prevents fresh air poisoning. This can also be done with pets when the weather is nice and you don't want to have to let them in and out.

It was warm so he punted his kids outside.

by New English January 21, 2009

punt

To have a girl strap on a dildo and f*ck you in the ass.
Derived fron American football when the offense punts (kick) the ball to the other team when they don't do well enough to get a first down. (Moving the ball atleast 10 yards in 3 trys.)
By letting a girl strap on a dildoo and f*cking you in the ass you are punting your manhood way.

No Nana! NO! I'm not going to punt again.

by toseef March 11, 2004

and punt

a rip on someone for saying something stupid.

And punt! Jim said to everyone, after his idiot friend made another pointless comment.

by Sven Thames September 15, 2007

cunt punt

like cock blocking with a twist, a cunt punt is when a straight girl comes up to her lesbian friend and scares away a potential lesbian from approaching her friend out of fear they are dating.

tammy put her arm around me at the gay bar and I was like you know your cunt punting.

by alytt August 31, 2010