12 year old prostitute

What you find when you go to skating rinks and under 18 clubs. They are usually skanky looking little girls who wear make-up and short skirts and hit on the 17-25 year old men present.

"Last night when I went to Skateland I found a swarm of 12 year old prostitutes."

by b121 August 14, 2006

CW Post

A great American college located on Long Island, NY, affiliated with the 7th largest university in the world, Long Island University. Although the CW Post Pioneers may not be the best college sports team its champions reside among the Postie Toasties which is the typical name for the vast group of pot-heads which make up 60% of the CW Post population, the other 40% being Asian. Most of the college dorm room festivities are held on Thursday nights which is a sad excuse for a labeled party day seeing as everybody still parties on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday as well. With it's wide landscape stretching over Old Brookville and Greenvale as well, it's a great place for the rich, drunk, high, completely unsober population to stretch their legs and go exploring. Some majors include film, business, education and getting fucked up (art). All the girls are hot and all the guys are burnt and with everybody and their mother selling pot, there's no room for any other drugs. The campus itself is famous for begging for more funds than building pointless structures for staff. Public Safety is quite useless unless your car battery dies, often refered to as ".5-0" and "Pubic Softees". Many other college goers visit this campus, sometimes almost on a regular basis, to partake in the CW Post experience. So if u like hot girls, being rich, marijuana, and riding ambulances like taxis, than CW Post is the place for you!

guy 1: What'd you do last night?
guy 2: I don't remember, I just woke up in an ambulance
guy 1: You must've been at Post

"I was at CW Post smoking a spliff while fucking your mom"

by JJoint October 16, 2009

Prosthenograpy

Pornography in which fake or prosthetic genitalia is used in an often pathetic attempt to appear real.

"If his dick is 20" long and he needs to hold onto it all the time, it's probably a case of prosthenograpy."

by Gruesnack July 2, 2008

Prostrage

Involuntary emptying of bowel after anal sex or insertions of large objects into the anal passage.

A: I had a severe case of prostrage last night.

B: Haha, I hope you made it to the toilet in time!

by DDDAG May 12, 2009

Prostituna

1. A whore with incredibly poor hygiene, such that her vagina smells like chicken of the sea.

Jade your such a prostituna. Go take a shower, you're giving Mike and Beth a headache.

by Fightclub11 September 27, 2009

Prostiguantlet

A Prostiguantlet is the labyrinth of agressive hookers that aggressively come after you in Las Vegas between the hours of 4-7am.

Dude! Sh*t got crazy last night! It took everything I had to make it through the Prostiguantlet unscathed. I survived but I'm covered in glitter and I smell like a hooker!

by I am the Travis August 19, 2013

Goat prostitute

A prostitute who has a beard

Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.

by Blake Chastain December 30, 2008