President

A puppet with no power who presides over meetings with those who actually hold the real power.

I want to be President so my puppet masters can yank me around.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

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dick present

when you give someone your dick for a present

hey brenda, will you have my dick present for christmas?

by billy piaseki July 24, 2008

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push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

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President

Someone who failed at life, and decided to fuck with the wrong mexicans.

“Look at the President, fuck him.”

by Nov3Crackhead November 21, 2019

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You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

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President-Elect Obama

A politician elected to the position of President on a platform of "change". Apparently he defines "change" as the appointment of all of Clinton's ex-staffers to his administration.

I wonder what position President-Elect Obama will give Monica Lewinsky.

by kindlydank December 17, 2008

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