A term referring to marathon gay sex in which intercourse is so intense that balls slap back and forth between the partners like ping-pong balls and paddles.
"You shouldn't go over there right now, the newlyweds are back at it again with the marathon sex."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."
by lightgreysneakers March 16, 2021
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Get the cracket ping pong mug.The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle
“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”
by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 2, 2021
Get the Taiwanese Ping Pong mug.When two people are taking turns making awkward glances at each other but avoiding direct eye contact; Person 1 will look at Person 2, usually with a side-eye, until the Person 2 looks at Person 1, at which point Person 1 quickly looks away and the cycle starts over. The continuous back-and-forth resembles that of a game of ping-pong. Typically indicates some kind of tension between the two involved parties.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw my ex yesterday.
Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?
Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.
Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?
Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.
Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
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1) The only game in the skyofazure arcade that Kebin can't beat.
2) A game Jooyan is champion of.
1) The only game in the skyofazure arcade that Kebin can't beat.
2) A game Jooyan is champion of.
Skyerus: Hey Kebin, go play some Funky Pong.
Kebin: I can't, Jooyan keeps beating me.
Jooyan: Affirmed.
Kebin: I can't, Jooyan keeps beating me.
Jooyan: Affirmed.
by Skyerus October 24, 2004
Get the funky pong mug.Someone in a leadership position who sees a major failure coming, and as such tries to avoid ruin by using immoral methods to secure their future.
Dude, John just chopped our salaries in half and gave himself a massive bonus when we’re losing money.
That’s a pong krell move right there.
That’s a pong krell move right there.
by The Thinker23 January 11, 2025
Get the pong krell mug.A pejorative term for trial by a jury, especially in civil cases. It flows from the notion that jurors are so unpredictable and so subject to changes in their thinking during trial and deliberations -- based on emotions, personal experience, misunderstanding the evidence, lack of attention to the instructions they are given, or occasionally dozing off or daydreaming -- that there is no rational way of predicting which side they will ultimately favor.
Oliver: So I heard you decided to waive the jury and try that copyright case to the judge.
Felix: Yeah, that case has so many documents and celebrities and whatnot it would be like OJ Simpson suing Donald Trump for securities fraud – who needs to play peer pong with something like that? I think the judge will get it.
Oliver: Word. Gotta give the Brits credit, over there you get a jury only in a libel case.
Felix: Yeah, that case has so many documents and celebrities and whatnot it would be like OJ Simpson suing Donald Trump for securities fraud – who needs to play peer pong with something like that? I think the judge will get it.
Oliver: Word. Gotta give the Brits credit, over there you get a jury only in a libel case.
by FitofPeak2 July 3, 2025
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