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polish piñata

The act of defecating on a partners back and covering with a blanket, then stomping repeatedly.
Jarid gave me the best Polish Piñata after sex last night!!
by macsam98 February 17, 2021
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Movie Piracy

(Please note that this definition does not condone piracy)

A criminal act of illegally copying a movie into another format (such as VHS, DVD and digitally) and then distributing it. It has existed since the days of silent movie, but grew more in the 1980s when analog camcorders became commonplace. It grew even further in the 2000s due to digital tapeless camcorders being silent and the internet being in the majority of households on the planet Earth. It grew even further in the 2010s with the availability of high-quality bootlegs on pirate websites.

This act causes financial issues, which studios may lose money. In some cases, some studios may get even get bankrupt.
by Ryan900USAYT April 12, 2022
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Rusty Pirate

The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.
Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.
by 'lil Dan May 17, 2006
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pirate's punch

n. A drink that will get you drunk as a swashbuckling pirate.
Yarrrrrggghhhh!!! The Pirate's Punch!
by Keith Cuttlefish September 13, 2006
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Pirate

1. A seafaring, swashbuckling, rum-guzzling, booze-smuggling, freebooting, filibustering, far-marauding, trespassing, sabre-rattling, word-cursing, gold-toothing, eye-patching, peg-legging, commandeering, vagabonding, bootlegging, buccaneering, highway-robbing, wave-raiding, booty-looting-plundering-and/or-pilfering-brigand. Occasional irritant to pre-industrial world trade and international shipping, see Captain Phillips. A person considered sinful and immoral by European colonial empires that engaged in the slave trade and ethnic cleansing. A dangerous criminal, unless enlisted on our side, and then known as a Buccaneer, a Corsair or a Privateer.
2. An original Pastafarian, as mentioned in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, one of the Chosen People, the precursors to the modern Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3. The sworn enemy and worst nightmare of a Ninja, to which a Pirate is always incalculably superior.
4. A saintly computer programmer, making expensive intellectual property free through their Bay.
5. An evil, profiteering, fat-cat, corporate, commie, big-wig thief, freebooting online content for its ad revenue at the creator's expense
6. CAPTAIN, Jack Sparrow.
"Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate be free,
You are a pirate!"

"Why join the Navy . . . if you can be a pirate?" - Steve Jobs

"PIRATES. I HATE THOSE FILTHY BANDITS."
by nogoodie2shoes March 12, 2016
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Panty Pirate

One who steals worn panties to sniff while jacking off.
I can't believe we found those panties in John's room. He is such a panty pirate.
by DJCodio November 4, 2008
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vagina pirate

She may not be out-of-the-closet yet, but judging by the facebook pictures, I think your sister might be a vagina pirate.
by Kevmosis September 8, 2009
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