Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.

Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.

by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020

Pre Pen

Word used to describe a specific form of virginity.
Pre penetration

U a virg😏? Nahhh I’m pre pen.

by Gurudjurery August 29, 2018

Pen Burglar

Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.

Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.

by Zebra Hands August 12, 2016

Pen dejo

Slang for Oatmeal

Que flojo es pen dejo

by Esa Es October 6, 2025

Ken-Pen

Kendall Jenner’s teeth whitening pen.

The Ken-Pen helped average Janes become celebrities to some extent.

by Coop Dupe August 8, 2020

licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

by miss ma’am July 25, 2021

Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.

I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.

by Ingproductions April 7, 2010