ceiling pencil dart 

When either you or someone else throws a pencil at the ceiling and make it stay there.

The principle almost caught jimmy playing ceiling pencil darts.

ceiling pencil dart by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

Chinese Pencil Party by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018

human pencil sharpener 

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

human pencil sharpener by itchycat123 May 6, 2018

crazy pencil lady 

1. a gal who has a lot of dead pencils in her backpack
2. cherlene

she is one crazy pencil lady

crazy pencil lady by compositionbook333 September 5, 2018

Damp Pencil 

When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.

"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"

"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"

Damp Pencil by Snugglebuggle December 20, 2018

wire pencil 

it is a pencil made of wire

hey Tate sauce the wire pencil i need to write with my wire pencil

wire pencil by sosyyyyy September 10, 2019

THE pencil 

Rightfully Emily’s

“THE pencil is not ryans and he can’t sue emily”

THE pencil by drugsnothugs October 26, 2019