Lambda Variant Pen Name wants to keep their identity, gender & sexual preference hidden. Generally LVPN smokes a lot of THC at breakfast of citrus fruit. LVPN believes that a diet of mainly fruits is of the utmost benefit for one’s health, especially if one has Crohn’s.
by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022
Get the lambda variant pen namemug. by RIB CAGE July 2, 2022
Get the Pen islandmug. You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.
Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal
by #1penpal September 1, 2022
Get the bad pen palmug. by Dapperdandaddy April 14, 2021
Get the King Pen-nymug. is when 20 four colour pens inserted up someones ass one by one and then pulling then all out at once with black shit on them. Them you put them in your mouth and eat all the shit of them.
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
Get the african bic penmug. paul: aww man, my gel pen is out of ink.
carl: i have about a closet full of gel pens that ran out of ink.
paul: .......
carl: i have about a closet full of gel pens that ran out of ink.
paul: .......
by owoflower May 28, 2021
Get the gel penmug. by Just a Helpful Person January 27, 2019
Get the Pen Ismug.