peeped

When a girl sits down to take a piss and ends up having to take a shit

My buddies girlfriend asked me if she could use my bathroom to take a pee, i went in to use it next and that bitch peeped

by birdshat November 30, 2009

plum peeler

a douche, jerk, dick, ect.

Criss is such a plum peeler!

by babyydee August 6, 2010

Peepee foot

When somebody steps in pee then puts their foot in somebodys face

omg, Cassie did you just peepee foot sags?

by vickyissodoppe June 24, 2011

peemergency

it's when you have to pee...and it's an emergency. duh

i experienced a peemergency when the cold air hit me as i walked to my car from the stadium which gripped my kidneys like a vice

by Genghis Jahn February 11, 2010

Banana Peeler

Someone who prefers to orally satisfy a male who still possesses his foreskin

She's a total banana peeler, so you totally ate in!

by #YoloSwagMaster2k12 December 11, 2013

Tweaker Peepers

Dilated pupils. Usually caused by meth or other amphetamine use.

You can tell John’s high. He’s got tweaker peepers. You could serve dinner on those things.

by DonFereckison100 December 7, 2020

PeePee-Cock

A word used to flag a statement as truth. PeePee-Cock is the undeniable argument. Once used it is impossible to disprove, there is no exception. A law of the universe with these key rules:

1) A PeePee-Cock cannot be used to combat another PeePee-Cock until a full week has passed.
2) A statement that is PeePee-Cock'd remains true for a single week without question.
3) A PeePee-Cock cannot be used on questions, only statements.

Person 1: Dude, I swear, I have to be one of the best Mid laners in League of Legends hisory.
Person 2: There's literally no way, you blow.
Person 1: Nope, I am the best. PeePee-Cock.
Person 2: Shit... alright. You're right. You are the best.

by CodeMonster1993 November 7, 2013