Parker

“Who’s Parker, that’s a fucking beast
by May 24, 2022
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a curly head ass nigga who can’t save a goal for his life
“Parker watch out there’s a ball going towards the goal get it”

Parker lets it in then punches the ground
by parkerbiggesthater May 08, 2024
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Parker; A thing that will brainwash you to believe that their actions are valid.
Spencer: Parker is such a cunt!
by Maeve <3 April 17, 2022
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stupid anti social bitch who cheats on people with mathew
Look at that stupid shity bitch parker
by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021
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Parker's are the hottest boys you'll ever meet. They will make you smile. They are very attracted to Emily's. If you see the 2 of them together you have no match to make another couple. Parker's can break your heart but you will never stop loving them. They are very awesome people and you will really want to get to know them. Parker's are not fit for girls with the name ISABELLA. If you find yourself with a Parker then you will want to put your cowboy boots on because chances are you to will end up on a beautiful ranch. So if your name is Parker and your reading this go find yourself a girl named Emily because she will become the best thing that will happen to your life and do not let her go. I AM WARNING YOU IT WOULD BE THE WORST MISTAKE.
Emily: Who is that over there?
Isabella: That's Parker, i should go date him!
Emily: No you would be horrible for him, that hottie is all mine
Parker: I love you Emily, your perfect for me!
by JANE776543 May 05, 2021
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a big bitch with huge titties and his phone is always dry
" Parker lost in fantasy this week because he's a hoe!"
by silasmanning7 September 25, 2019
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A stupidly funny kid! He usually isn’t very kind at first but once you get to know him he can be very funny.. Parker’s overall a good person to have in you’re life..
Girl #1- “Omg Parker is so funny!”
Girl #2- “He seemed rude.”
Girl #1- “You just need to get to know him better and i promise you he’s sweet!”
by itsjustmaddie August 12, 2020
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