Doin A Laura Palmer

When you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.

Gf: Baby what are you doing with that coke? It's Sunday night, and you have work at 7am tomorrow!

Me: Oh baby, im "Doin a Laura Palmer", its when you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.

by nunyadamnbuidness May 5, 2019

gamers sweaty palm

Gamers sweaty Palm is when you have sweat come out of your hands when you hold a controller and it can cause uncomfortably when gaming

Guy: Had a case of Gamers Sweaty Palm last night and my controller keeps slipping when I am trying to play Minecraft

Guy 2: Wow that sucks

by WhyIsAnythingAtAll December 26, 2019

City of Palms

Nickname for Fort Myers in Florida

Person: where is the city of palms park?
Other Person: florida

by Eggy115 August 12, 2023

Arnold Palmer

A drink made of half iced tea and half lemonade. Named after a famous golfer.

Dammit, woman, I'm thirsty! Get in the kitchen and fix me an Arnold Palmer!

by J3 May 7, 2005

arnold palmer

The sexual act of urinating into your partners rectum. Comes from the popular drink which is a mixture of lemonade and ice tea.

"I was having anal sexual intercourse last night and I couldn't help it. I had to give her the Arnold Palmer. Of course she dug it.

by Ricardo Sanchez Esq. July 22, 2006

palmer

the guy in your group that pretends he is dumber then he actually is. Often he will say shit that does not make sense to try and get a laugh but results in him being chirped.

jordan: i wanna go out tonight and get smashed ttyl

Ryan: its monday night

greg: fking palmer

by wespalms February 23, 2009

Rafael Palmeiro

A low life cheat that has ruined his chances for the Hall and has lied in front of congress. He's a worthless 500/3000 player due to steroids.

Dude, you got huge in such a short amount of time!
Yeah, I know. I pulled a Palmeiro. It's all about the juice.

by Dan A. August 29, 2005