pattywack

the act of slapping your partner in their face with a fully erect penis.

im so glad i might get a pattywack later

by laffytaffy13 March 5, 2011

Robert Pattinson

He is the most adorable, hot, sexy, man, actor, singer, and musician ever!
He has been in the movies
Vanity Fair
The Haunter Airman
Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire
The Bad Mother Handbook
How to be
Twilight
The summer house
Little Ashes
He has the cutest laugh ever!
His blue eyes are extremely gorgeos!
He has haters because he is playing a perfect man vampire in the movie "Twilight" but no one is perfect, so dont hate him because he is the closest to perfect anyone will ever get soooo
go away and play in traffic if you are going to hate on him!
anyways robert pattinson in one word is
AMAZING in alll ways
The end.

Robert Pattinson = sexbomb

by fanpireandtwilighter August 8, 2008

White Patty

An African American slang word used to describe a Caucasian girl.

Hey White Patty, watchudoinroun here? I'ma gonna beat yo ass!

by White Patty July 11, 2010

Patterson california

a place with hella mexican beaner ass mexicans that think their all gangsters but in reality they can get beat up by an old man with both hands tied behind his back

ay fool ima dust this scrap cuz he said he wanted to throw down thats how it is out here in Patterson California

by Hessisthename April 9, 2011

patty sack

when a males scrotum makes a light clapping sound on the females vagina or butt.

i came home from work and asked my girlfriend if we could play a game of patty sack.

by jrunning0268 January 13, 2009

Patty Pleaser

Commonly referenced term for a man's dick.

I'd like to jam her with my Patty Pleaser!!!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 16, 2008

Patti Mayonaise

A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.

Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!

by Cornelius "Scarecrow" Haysin September 23, 2016