1. The people with the shiny badge and gun.
2. People that put up all that yellow tape.
3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.
4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.
5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.
2. People that put up all that yellow tape.
3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.
4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.
5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.
Bob: Look its a police officer
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.
by $LAYER November 17, 2005
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I, Mr loan officer, made 300 bucks and forgot to charge the fee, and customer told me to go to hell and laughed. All this after a months worth of work.
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by Knowledge November 9, 2003
Get the officer mug.Office homos behave like every other kind of homo - just in an office setting.
Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or you are unsure who the office homo is - its you.
Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.
Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or you are unsure who the office homo is - its you.
Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.
by Sniggalips September 18, 2008
Get the office homo mug.A grossly obese man who is supposed to be a public service, but he truly has no respect for the public (private sector) he in fact pisses on them any way he can. His arrests are not based on what the public really needs, they base them on quotas set by their department, so instead of only getting dangerous criminals off the street they may pull over, or single out someone for doing something such as having a brake light out or who was going 56 mph in a 55 mph zone something that we as the public would probably agree is completely ridiculouse and a waste of their time, our time, and our tax payers dollars
John: "hey Jane why are you having such a bad day?"
Jane: "well I slaved at my minimum wage job all day and was picking up my 5 children from school before i had to go to my second job, and then i was pulled over by a fat rude Police officer who wrote me a ticket for having a brake light out, i'm glad he set me straight before i did something really out of line..."
John: "holy crap how much are we paying them to sit on their fat asses and do things like this??"
Jane: "i don't know but whatever you do don't argue with them because they think its justified and they can pretty much do whatever they want"
John: "that's bullshit, so you're telling me we have a bunch of armed men patrolling the public who can single you out and search you or imprison you just because they have probably cause?"
Jane: "yep"
Jane: "well I slaved at my minimum wage job all day and was picking up my 5 children from school before i had to go to my second job, and then i was pulled over by a fat rude Police officer who wrote me a ticket for having a brake light out, i'm glad he set me straight before i did something really out of line..."
John: "holy crap how much are we paying them to sit on their fat asses and do things like this??"
Jane: "i don't know but whatever you do don't argue with them because they think its justified and they can pretty much do whatever they want"
John: "that's bullshit, so you're telling me we have a bunch of armed men patrolling the public who can single you out and search you or imprison you just because they have probably cause?"
Jane: "yep"
by JJdabosshoss November 9, 2013
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However, CSO's have virtually no power. Apparently they can detain people for 30min until the real coppers arrive.
Also known as Chav Wranglers
However, CSO's have virtually no power. Apparently they can detain people for 30min until the real coppers arrive.
Also known as Chav Wranglers
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