Nonce

A nonce is a child toucher who commonly hangs around schools or playgrounds to pedo on younger kids

See him he is such a nonce.
What a nonce why is he looking at the arena year old.

by Kiddy fiddler May 8, 2018

murder nonce

A murderer who targets young children

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"

by ~hlumi January 22, 2018

Nonce

A insult / name of a persons who commits peodophilia

“Kyle’s a nonce, meeting nippers

by Fiinn February 17, 2022

Nonce

vikkstar123

vikkstar123 is a nonce

by ksi is fat April 15, 2020

nonce

basically a man who talks about sex to teenage girls and under, normally from like india, turkey, norway and yeh they’re abit creepy oof ☹️

OI BITCH WAS DIXON BEING A NONCE TOWARDS YOU#noncey #shlol

by an_absoloute_boyo February 27, 2019

nonce

a nonce is where someone is attracted to little kids their name would usually tend to be sam miller

Oh look at sam
Hes a BIG NONCE

by symlolllllllllll February 20, 2020

Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020