Nonce

U.K. slang, typically refers to a sex offender guilty of crimes involving minors. Used a lot within prisons & council estates.

A very British way to greet your mates.

“ chat shit get banged you fucking nonce!”

“I don’t think that bloke in the white van has a puppy, he’s probably a nonce”.

by Idonttouchkids12345 November 24, 2019

Nonce

A pedophile or any sex offender (mainly a uk term) which can stand for the following: Not of normal criminal element or alternatively not of normal communal exercise

Did you hear about the Nonce who just moved on the seg wing let’s go smash him up

by Baitguy_69 July 4, 2022

Nonce

Adam Johnson

That Sunderland player Adam Johnson is a nonce

by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020

nonce

slang for pedophile

Justin Aaron is a nonce

by bigchungus6923 January 25, 2022

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I put my name in urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025

Nonce

nonce means pedophile

Why you keep following me you nonce

by Gufhfigyhfyvyhyv February 5, 2019