Handlebar mustache

A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.

That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.

by basher09 September 7, 2021

old mustache

An Old Man who was a member of the mafia

“Henry is an Old Mustache”.

by Ralph cigarette November 13, 2023

mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.

"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."

by mehbehreh April 29, 2016

dewit's mustache

A mustache that has one side longer than the other. Thin and wispy. A person who needs some shaving lessons

Dewit's Mustache looks like crap

by Befastanater May 31, 2018

monkey mustache

When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.

Created by Ma Dukes.

There are no examples.

Just google monkey mustache for images.

by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014

The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.

Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!

by rarussell93 July 25, 2011

kento mustache

Kento mustache is the most moist oily most drooling person ever he has the biggest d!ck and always naked and he is a god with niko all over him you can gulp him any time

OMG ITS KENTO mustache

by kento mustache February 21, 2023