A muddy is a delusional hypocrite.
by kuzskippedtown July 21, 2020

When you're banging a girl with the shits, and you pull out and take a straw and suck out the diarrhea shits from her butthole and then blow it in the air like Triple H
by The Stink-Hammer March 18, 2025

Your dude. Your guy. Your buddy. Your slime. Your muddy. A person who you trust and are around all the time.
by Buzzybuz October 15, 2021

Dude this girl and I tried anal last night. She didn’t rinse before hand, I used so much lube and we ended up with muddy butter everywhere!
by CalamityJen November 8, 2019

When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.
by Marco Porno August 14, 2015

When you're giving your gal some anal action missionary style ask her to urinate so it mixes with the mud and washes down her her crack creating a muddy Creek.
I was pounding my gal's mud hole when the clam dam broke and washed the mud down the creek. Causing a muddy creek.
by Ducks74 July 24, 2021
