To get muddy in the pond

Describes a situation during a conversation between a person from the UK and the US where a word or phrase is misunderstood or not understood.

To get muddy in the pond:

I asked him if he fancied a cuppa and he looked at me like I was mad. The question got muddy in the pond.

by Wavles March 3, 2020

Muddy Franklin

When two or more people go down to their parents’ room in the middle of the night and slap their father’s rear, before running back to their room before their father wakes up. Whoever loses gets pooed on.

“Wanna play Muddy Franklin tonight.”

by OJ’sglove32 October 26, 2025

muddy kiss

a rim job whilst the recipient is suffering from a case of extreme diarrhea

last night I hooked up with melissa and she gave me a muddy kiss

by tombull360 September 1, 2021

muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!

Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?

by beemoody September 5, 2016

muddy avalanche

The process of jerking off (masturbating) yourself (or somebody else) to the point of climax, and the receiver orgasms while simultaneously farting and defecating themselves.

“Hey is Jake ok?
“He’s gonna be out a while. Hunter gave him a muddy avalanche and he’s out stone cold.”

by Theloonfromfamilyguy March 8, 2025

Muddy Waters

If you don't know who muddy waters is you are gay....

Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...

by TheFrogsAreTurningGay June 17, 2020

Muddy Helmet

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.

Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.

by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020