mitten

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: fancy a mitten?
Woman: lets rock!

by dogga January 7, 2006

mitten fuck

When the woman your with has to wear mittens in order to keep you from being scatched all to hell

The gal i met at the bar last night was a real mitten fuck, i thought i was gonna have to get stitches when the night was over

by mitman August 5, 2007

Mittens

Ones hands.

My Mittens are all calased up from liftin weights.

by Ashley42 September 27, 2008

Meat Mitten

A womans breasts.

Look at her meat mittens. They are huge.

by warsawwasraw September 17, 2010

muttoner

a sheep reared especially for mutton.

He has bought a muttoner.

by uttam maharjan April 23, 2011

Milton, Ontario

The Minecraft village, full of those annoying Minecraft characters.

“Bro have u ever been to Milton, Ontario”
“Nah what’s that”

“It’s like a Minecraft village”

by Baddieeedaddyyy November 30, 2020

Mutton dressed as ham

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009