hailing from cork, he is the current taoiseach (prime minister) of the republic of ireland.
he is also the guy who lost an election, still became head of government, can't control his own party and consistently fails on dealing with the covid pandemic, aka, a complete shmuck.
he is also the guy who lost an election, still became head of government, can't control his own party and consistently fails on dealing with the covid pandemic, aka, a complete shmuck.
man 1: you see that guy walking straight into the door, despite it being open?
man 2: yeah, he's a right micheál martin.
man 2: yeah, he's a right micheál martin.
by ev.beanie February 20, 2021
A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.
"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)
by Jim brown eye March 02, 2016
The best girl ever. I love her so much, she’s beautiful and funny and smart and kind. She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me
I love Amy Martin
by july29 March 24, 2022
by calumnorton5 September 26, 2020
person 1:what is martin pog its so cringe and whatever i got no info on it because it didnt exist on urban dictionary
person 2:wdym its better version of pog
person 1:ok then i will stop hating and start being martin pog
person 2:wdym its better version of pog
person 1:ok then i will stop hating and start being martin pog
by Martin pog November 09, 2023
3D Martin is a small Estonian youtuber with 29 subscribers who mainly makes letsplay videos and vlogs. He creates about 3 videos a year with the last video being about a year old as of 21 november 2021. His oldest video dates back to 19 Feb 2016 where he is super cringey.
by LunarChief November 21, 2021
Martins Mill is a small town that has a particularly high rate of incest. Also used to tell someone they look inbred.
by Delolla April 04, 2018