Sloppy Mariachi

While you go down on a girl, rapidly use your tongue and vibrate your lips like playing shitty vibrato on a trumpet. Having a dirty Mexican/Pedo mustache is also preferable. Wearing a Sombrero, and a sweaty poncho is optional.

He gave me a sloppy mariachi last night! It was so good!

by Cpt.ThirdWheel December 24, 2014

miss maria reynolds

the hottest of them all
oh she also had a sexual affair with alexander hamilton for 3 years so yeah

damn, that girl's almost as hot as miss maria reynolds.

by hot gal February 26, 2017

Hurricane Maria

The second hurricane of the 2017 Altantic Hurricane Season to strengthen into a Category 5 hurricane, the first being Hurricane Irma...this hurricane has cause alot of destruction in Dominica, Puerto Rico, and now making it's way into the Dominican Republic.

Hurricane Maria really left Puerto Rico submerged in water, destruction, and no electricity for approximately 6 months...

by SnellyBob JoeSpends September 22, 2017

Eva Maria

Eva Maria is the most hardworking and loyal friend anyone could ask for! Her fashion sense is great and so is her Netflix taste, Eva Maria always stands up for her friends and loves going to MCDonald’s with you if you have an Eva Maria in your life you better treasure her cause if you don’t you will lose the best friend and or girlfriend ever! If you have a girlfriend named Eva Maria don’t forget to pack that extra hoodie if you don’t then she’ll just steal the one you are wearing and it might be cute and all but she probably won’t give it back. Treasure and love your friends especially if their name is Eva Maria.

Tom: Who's that?

Alex: Thats Eva Maria

Tom: I wish she was my girlfriend..

Alex: I know Tom, every guy in our school wishes that as well.

by Klirrson September 14, 2019

Anne María

She is one of the most unique people that can exist, she can change her mood in an instant. She is beautiful, her hair is comparable to that of a goddess, her eyes are so captivating that I could stare at them for hours. She is passionate and when it comes to soccer, don't even mention it.

I love Anne María

by Richardjm15 July 7, 2021

Ann Maria

She is the girl to die for.She is bright, chirpy, naive and purest soul. Has a contagious smile. Very Innocent. You can never get over her no matter how many girls you meet. She is petite and sweet. But takes no time to become a Goddess. Don't mess with her because she is observant enough to know your weaknesses. You can never defeat her. She has strong sense of will power. Experiences mood swings often, you never know what she is up to. She is the best friend and loyal girlfriend. She has your back at all times. You will never experience that love from anyone but her. She is a mess and looks cold and distant but is actually the warmest. She is a strong woman who can turn tables anytime. She deserves all the love in this world.

"Have you met Ann Maria,she's the purest soul alive on earth.I could just melt in her eyes."

by Alex003 November 22, 2021

Dear Maria, count me in

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.

“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

by That one person who farts August 8, 2022