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Pussy Time Machine

When you present a hole that resembles 20 years ago. It could be via anal sex, mouth, or when a woman gets a few extra stitches after childbirth.
For John and Denise's 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her pussy time machine.

After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.
by JalWilly June 14, 2016
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Rusty Vending Machine

When a guy finger fucks a girl 8 times as if he was inserting quarters in her, then he pushes on her nipples while he reaches around and sticks his fist in her ass as if he was getting his snack.
Lets go over to Audrey's house. I heard from many guys that she likes the Rusty Vending Machine.
by kljsadflasjdfkldsf September 27, 2010
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Rage Against The Machine

After reading the definitions here, the most overrated fucking band ever. Or at least in the top 10 overrated of the 90s.

Stupid ass lyrics, criminally overrated dumbass guitar player (make a bunch of noise and get praised!), and just generally nauseating.

Absolutely NOT A METAL BAND. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Rage Against the Machine are a group of overrated pseudorevolutionary turds.
by Galileo Humpkins January 30, 2008
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Boob Machine

Her boobs defy logic! What a boob machine.
by Ann M October 15, 2006
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machine gun fellatio

an australian band which is utterly ridiculous and specialises in the proposterous. also (as you can probably figure by the fellatio bit of their name) quite dirty, known for nudity onstage, and general mayhem at concerts.
Wee! I'm going to see Machine Gun Fellatio, and I'm willing to bet they'll all be wearing g-strings.
by orgabulator June 20, 2004
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Rage Against The Machine

Millionares who became rich by telling us all how much they hated capitalism.
Many of their fans fail to realise that the band and its record label are a big part of the very 'machine' they claim to be 'raging against'.
See hypocrite or Michael Moore.
I will admit that their songs are good though.
by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005
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The Machine Gun

When a guy gets a BJ from a random woman and pulls out, nuts on her face, and screams RAT-TATTA-TATTA
Friend: Hey man what did you do to her last night?
You: Oh I just gave her The Machine Gun all over her face
by MistxLobsters August 3, 2017
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