mustard shart

The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.

This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.

"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"

by chipoperson February 12, 2010

mustard slick

When a individual smokes to much crack and has mustard like yellow shit seeping out of there asshole.

That bitch is a straight mustard slick

by Jlo 2334 July 1, 2015

Musta

from Kumusta (in Tagalog) and ¿Cómo estás? (in Spanish) which means “how are you?”

Hello! Musta? I hope you’re doing just fine!

by eblink August 10, 2016

Mustang Cat

When a tranny slips on a fake camel toe to go out for the night, then goes home with a poor unsuspecting man only to reveal that tranny cock followed by prison rape

Did you hear what happen to Matt? He picked up a Mustang Cat from the bar last night!!

by -3P- June 1, 2016

mustromium

A type of gas only found in the Indies. Also found as a solid in Samsung computers and iPhones.

I was taking apart my old Samsung phone and I found some strips of mustromium.

by Graybe Redmond September 29, 2017

Mustard Packed

Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.

Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

mustard taco

A general discription of a woman’s disturbingly unclean vagina. Usually found on a one night stand.

That chick from the party took me up to her room, but she had a mustard taco so I bailed.

by Listerfiend May 20, 2018