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moldy peach

Basically a modern day hippie. The name is based off the band The Moldy Peaches, because their song "Anyone Else But You" is basically the "moldy peach" anthem.
Sarah: I like photography, driving to nowhere, places no one knows about, crappy cars and pickup trucks, sepia pictures, coffee, tea, loving laughing living, making bracelets, mixed tapes, journals, sunrises, beaches in winter, smiles, rooftops, good people.

Julie: You're such a moldy peach.
by theoriginalmoldy1 June 29, 2009
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mole at the counter

Precisely the same as turtle's head. To be in need of an imminent dump.
I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a mole at the counter and he isn;t going to wait!
by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004
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molly-guard

A simple device for preventing the accidental useage of a device. (e.g. plastic covers over fire alarm switches so that they can't be set off accidentally.)
The Jargon File defines a molly-guard as:
" A shield to prevent tripping of some Big Red Switch by clumsy or ignorant hands. Originally used of the plexiglass covers improvised for the BRS on an IBM 4341 after a programmer's toddler daughter (named Molly) frobbed it twice in one day. Later generalized to covers over stop/reset switches on disk drives and networking equipment. In hardware catalogues, you'll see the much less interesting description “guarded button”."
Yeah, the janitor put molly-guards over all the fire alarm buttons in the sports hall, so now we can't set them off by slamming them with a ball.
Can still set them off if you lift the cover though...
by Helix666 December 31, 2008
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moldymen

Internet joeylink that will surely induce nausea and or sickness from whoever you show it too. It shows old men having sex, with music playing in the background. You cannot click off of it, a message will appear saying "Hello!". You must use the Ctrl+Alt+Delete function to

It is recommended you do this to Vista users, as Ctrl+Alt+Delete does a different function.

Can be linked with lemonparty
Person 1- "Hey, Lemonparty really freaked me out"
Person 2- "That's nothing, check out Moldymen."
by Balls of Steel :3 January 18, 2009
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Molony fail

Person 1:Yo that was an epic fail
Person 2: No, that was a Molony fail
by amszl February 18, 2009
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molesté

A situational manipulation of a complicated & creepy nature. A Rube Goldbergian system designed to put the layman at an extreme disadvantage.

A scam whose totality is perceived incompletely by the "mark".

The cause of many heebeegeebees.
"I wanted to buy one of those foreclosed houses but there was too much molesté to get thru the deal."

A chess move that amplifies the impending damage to the opposing player. "That was some serious molesté right there."

The sense that your are in or near a trap. "There's way too much molesté down that dark alley, i'll take the long way."
by metaball August 15, 2009
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Mollygwop

To strike a person forcefully and repeatedly in the cranium with your penis

Similar to a Cockslap, however a cockslap is more playful wheras mollygwopping someone is more of a physical punishment.
I found out Sarah was cheating on me so I Mollygwopped her to let her know that I wasn't fucking around anymore!!
by CRSRTHO November 20, 2009
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