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Mike Posner 

Best music artist to walk this planet called Earth. His beats are so fresh they wipe the charts. He originates from Michigan but for some reason choose to go to Duke, which is cool cuz we still love him. You should check him out, free on iTunes!
Dude did you hear Mike Posner's new mix tape yet?

No
Well get on that shit, you won't regret it.
Mike Posner by bratschiversace November 11, 2009
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mike shinoda 

The best MC/Singer/Guitarist/Artis/Songwriter ever.
he is in the band linkin park
he is also asian
Mike Shinoda is very Asian.
mike shinoda by SAVAGElife9080 March 12, 2008

Mike Hughes 

Mike Hughes is a term used for a serial rapist. The term was first coined in southern village of Hythe in Hampshire. A teenager with a Rape to Death ratio (R:D ratio) of 1:0 going by the name of Mike Hughes committed his first attack. It is believed that the original Mike Hughes has now committed over 390 rape attacks in the last 2 years. He is also known for terrible skills of the footballing kind, and a tendency to go 'army' on your ass.
"That girl Becky got Mike Hughes'd last night."
"Damn, you got Mike Hughes'd."
"I'm going to Mike Hughes you."
"That guy is on a right Mike Hughesing spree."
"Whoa, that Yorkshire Ripper guy is nothing on Mike Hughes..."
"Hey, did you see those marks on that girl's arm? Yeah man, I think Mike Hughes got to her..."
Mike Hughes by Bare lulz May 9, 2010

Mike Brown 

A man who looses his job due to the Dwight Howard Curse. See definition of Dwight Howard Curse.
Person 1: Damn, Mike Brown lost his job? What?? It's the beginning of the season?
Person 2: Yeah, he got cursed by Dwight Howard. Known as the Dwight Howard Curse. Go look up the definition on urban dictionary, fool.

Mike Valley 

Do a Mike-v Boneless off that cheese shop.
Mike Valley by GirlSkater January 18, 2004
The cutest, most gorgeous guy you'll ever meet. He's amazing, a little shy at times, but really funny! Colorblind, but he's still the coolest kid ever. Mike is adorable, sweet and I love him!
Mike: Hey, you in the purple shirt!
Girl: My shirts pink..
Mike by cheellleeeee May 20, 2009

Mike Hawk 

A Rather humorous way of saying : my cock :

Damn man, Mike Hawk is sore from last night

Mike Hawk is bigger than Yurk Hawk XD

Don't you just like Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk by Darien the brinter. February 3, 2009