May 8

Do anything day. Grab ass, grab titties, grab pussy, grab dick, anything. Go wild you horny teenagers.

Hey Gavin it’s may 8th, go crazy

by Got em kehd May 8, 2019

May 16

Today is national have sex with a close friend day. That’s me to get freaky with that special person in your friendship circle.

Aye bestie, today is May 16 you tryna get freaky and have sex with me.

by Michelle and ruby April 12, 2019

May 23

May 23rd - National Brioche Day. A day where people gather together to munch on some of that brioche.

Person 1 - "Hey gamer, it's May 23, let's get this bread!"
Person 2 - "No, not any old bread: let's get this brioche!"

by živela srbija October 17, 2019

Lucy May

The most natural, kind and collected girl you'll ever meet. She doesnt need heaps of makeup or a pricey outfit to look nice as she is naturally stunning. Lucy May is very humorous and has a great personality. She is very outgoing, fun and loves being romantic. If your lucy May is left handed especially that means shes a keeper.

Bill: Dang you see her?

Conner: Hell yeah, her hair stands out a mile away.

Bill: Shes beautiful

Lucy May is amazing.

by howdy🤠 April 23, 2019

May 5

National kiss your crush day.

Y/n: Hi.
Crush: Hello?
Y/n:”kisses them”
Crush: what are you doing?!
Y/n: It’s may 5!

by Strcastnckfkd January 30, 2022

May 9

The day where people with best dicks in the world are born

*Conversation between two girls on May 9th*
Girl 1: Wow, it’s Alex’s birthday today! He must have some really good dick...
Girl 2: Yes, I heard it’s the best!

by Like Jack-in-the-Box July 28, 2020

May 31

Hang out with your gf/bf/so day!!

By Brittney

Y/n: You wanna go to the movies?

Oliver: No, I have to study for a test.

Y/n: To bad it's may 31st.

by BritTheUnderGrounder May 31, 2021