matt 

a boy w lots of dads😌

musty matt

matt by jdownsjxoak January 29, 2024

Matt 

A Matt is a total tryhard at video games. If your team is losing, yell at him to pay attention, and you'll be winning in a minute or two. People on the other team are always sending him hate messages because he's horribly annoying if you're not on his side. Also, a Matt's Roman Empire is the fight scene between Anakin and Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith

Make sure you're on Matt's team for PVP

Matt by I'dratherbebitch February 21, 2024

Matt 

My sweet baby boy, Matt, meaning the funniest, sweetest, most caring and handsome man anyone could meet. Matt is obsessed with riding his motorcycles and speeding which is scary but ugh he looks so fucking good doing it. He’s so smart when it comes to the things he loves, i sit and listen to him talk passionately about his interests and i learn something new everytime. AND OHHHH MY GODDDDDD HES SO FINE but in general. Each and every one of his features is perfect, his handsome face is like candy to my eyes because everything about him to me is so sweet. His voice is my comfort and it’s the most beautiful thing i’ve heard in forever. His heart is so pure and full with affection that needs a companion who will match him and fulfill everything he needs and wants. N that’s why his beautiful amazing wife wrote this 😛. And last but CERTAINLY not least, that third leg that pleases this pussy whenevaaaaaa

1.Mercedes loves you Matt, you’re the best thing thats ever happened to me and id never trade you for the world.

2. YESSSSS DADDY FASTER HARDER

Matt by mercedesluvsmatt April 6, 2024

Matt 

A very grown looking g man, hair on his chest, large package in his pants, dirty hands from constantly working with his hands. Sweet and innocent looking smile. Quiet and mysterious. Loves to joke and do what he can for everyone but becareful cuz u will find out later that he's all talk and action. He's lazy and slowwwww as he*l. Professional liar he even believe es the lies!. He will have u hooked with a twinkle in his eye!. Be cautious!

Matt has put me last on the to do list againnnnn today!. 😒

Matt by Crazycrystal5 April 20, 2024

Matt 

A guy who when you meet him will tell you that he is a sure thing, and then he will proceed to be the least sure thing ever in your life. He will tell you that you are special and rare and then make you feel like the most worthless nothing ever. He will make things up and lie to you just to avoid you. He wants nothing to do with you and will make that very clear. He will tell you that meeting you was the worst ten seconds of his life and that he would rather die than ever meet you again. Matt will seem to be different at first, but he is just like any other guy. He will break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp on it for no reason other than the fact that you liked him.

When I met Matt, he was one of the only guys who talked to me like I was a human being. I thought I liked him, but he started talking to me like I was a 2 dollar hooker. He traumatized me with the way he spoke to me.

Matt by Missing December 21, 2024

Matt 

That one transgender person that was once a dude and has like crazy knowledge on naval history.

Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?

Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.

Chad: What da hell...

Matt by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024

Matt 

Matt, you are stinky and funny and you are super duper cute and you are nice and you remind me of a monkey.🐒

Matt is a monkey

Matt by johndoe23789 February 6, 2025