Matt Voz

aka "Matt-y voz" a teacher at a small hippie school in v-town. Bald, Brain-y and a BAD ASS BITCH.
He will give you college level test freshman year and you better pray to god he approves of mmmmmm day or else shit will go down...

"HERE'S SOME BREAD AND HERE'S SOME SPERM AND HERE'S SOME MORE BREAD"-Matt Voz 2018

by REALSHADYPANMAN October 15, 2018

THE MATT DAMON

The act of fearlessly initiating a kiss with a woman by grabbing the back of the head with your four fingers and placing the thumb on her cheek.

Example: everytime Matt Damon kisses a girl in any movie.

Example: Bro I was totally scared to hook up with this girl then I pulled THE MATT DAMON her and she couldn't resist

by EZGregBro August 3, 2011

Matt Shot

A matt shot is when a poor ass drunk piece of shit asks a bartender for a cheap drink at last call. The bartender will then take all the putrid contents from the entire evenings drink runoff in the bar matt and funnel that shit into a glass and serve for one dollar (U.S.)

That fuckin drunk asshole just drank that matt shot and then threw up all over himself. Jackass.

by Big Bad Andy Evil October 18, 2008

Matt Mehana

The vocalist and songwriter for I Set My Friends On Fire. He is Egyptian, smokes weed, and pisses excellence. His halfro calls out to me. I'd do anything to get that dick, and you should, too.

My goal in life is to fuck Matt Mehana in the portapotty backstage.

by DecagonCzarina August 1, 2011

matt corby

the best possible singer there is.he is also extremely good looking and isn't a jerk. currently on autralian idol and has made it to the final 2...opera house in a couple of weeks and is going to be the first australian idol that people will actually like

Tessa:omfg. did you hear matt corby last night??

Leigh: omg. i like watched it on youtube over and over again and i fell in love with his blue eyes!

Tessa: i am totally going lout with him

Leigh: we should clone them, ill marry him and you can have the clone

Tessa: skank.

by ily. December 10, 2007

classic matt

To say or do something sterotypical of an average teenager but in a slightly comical or repetative maner.

"classic matt" said andy after watching his friend fall over for the 3rd time that day.

by jpgssjhg March 23, 2008

matt skiba

Lead singer and guitarist for punk rock band Alkaline Trio. Born in Chicago, he now resides in Los Angeles with his fiancee Monica Parker. He is also extremely hot.

"Whoa, who is that hot guy rockin' out up there?! He's awesome!"
"Matt Skiba. And yes, yes he is."

by angel of darkness July 25, 2008