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Marketecture

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(1) A theoretical product architecture, conjured up by the marketing department, that has no similiarity to any product(s) on the drawing board, nor in production.

(2) A company's reference a set of products obtained through acquisition, where no interoperation exists, but might be cobbled together to seem to implement the original intent.
We're being told the new marketecture will include all of our competitor's features.
by John B. Young May 22, 2007
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poo marker

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a poo marker is when you wipe your ass over and over and there is still a brown mark on the toilet paper every time, as if a marker made of poo is up your ass
by HJC123 September 5, 2009
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white marker

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A kickass slang term for a penis.

(It has nothing to do with skin color, they're all white markers... think about it.)
I'm gonna write my name on her face with my white marker.
by rocket man November 9, 2008
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Marketexture

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A marketing campaign that descibes a product's usage (or even a product) that is a complete fabrication. While the product may have use as descrbied within the marketing material, it is not based on any real event or proof that it can be acheived.
that powerpoint about the product in use was complete marketexture. Toothpaste adds claiming usage will help get you laid are based on marketexture.
by CaliforniaMatt September 29, 2008
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Marketar

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A fusion between the words "Market" (verb: to engage in the commercial promotion, sale, or distribution of) and "Avatar" (a computer user's representation of himself/herself or alter ego).

Marketars are used on social networking sites to give a voice and face to a commercial / promotional agenda.

Though a Marketar speaks with a singular "voice" - it's actions (content creation - i.e. photos, comments, etc) may be created by more than one person.
Our nightclub set up a Marketar on Facebook to help promote our events by posting party pics and letting folks know about upcoming specials.
by themonkeybear April 23, 2009
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Marketing H8

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Irrational fear of customer count reductions leading to bigotry against logic.
The client, filled with marketing H8, demanded that each contact attempt be counted as an individual customer.
by Marketing Serf June 11, 2011
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Guerrilla Marketing

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Term used for unorthodox advertising, usually used to promote small-to-medium business's in a low cost, yet attention grabbing manner.
Did you see 2XA's new Guerrilla Marketing campaign in Abilene TX?

2XA Advertising wrote coupons for local a local pizza place in the dirt at the park, and everyone who took a photo of it to the local pizza place, got a free slice of pizza.
by 2XA Advertising May 3, 2013
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