motorboat ya later

Excl. an instance of saying goodbye to one's beloved. (gender neutral)

Romeo "Parting is such sweet sorrow. Motorboat ya later!"

by Backseat Bingostick May 3, 2011

Laser

"Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation"

Don't point that laser in my eye I might go blind!

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

Later

a state of time that is not now, a future tense. also know as L8R

I can't do anything now maybe later

by a dude named Cody September 4, 2006

Lasturbation

When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.

Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?

Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.

Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting

Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.

by Phil Spinelli March 5, 2009

laser dick

When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.

Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!

by MillerMac November 13, 2017

for later

(fore LAY-ter) noun. term for any amount of food wrapped up in foil or plastic wrap with or without a paper plate and given to one by a Jewish Mother for consumption at some point in the future

Jewish Mother: What? You think I'm trying to poison you already!?
Nebbish: No, I loved your kugel. I ate six helpings.
Jewish Mother: It was five but who's counting. Here let me fix you some for later.
Nebbish: That would be lovely. Thank you.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

no later than a Puerto Rican wednesday

This term means that something must be done quickly. As fast as possible, but without making any great attempts to finish the task. Typically, the task is not something of great importance, but it is also something that can be put off indefinitely.

I need the water bill no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday.

by Bobby Teenager July 8, 2006