depravative logic

an arcane paradigm of logic in which the user derives a generalization that one action will directly/automatically result in future dangerous/extreme behavior as if it were a widely accepted foregone conclusion.

Arguments based on use of depravative logic tend to be presented as though they are based on deductive reasoning (the conclusion is guaranteed).

example of the use of depravative logic:

If pharmacists are required to fill valid prescriptions for contraceptives, doctors will start ordering women to abort disabled children and/or refuse to treat them.

by ol cranky May 23, 2005

illegality logic loop

A defect in ability to reason objectively and think abstractly, especially prevalent among politicians, bureaucrats, and other members of the establishment. Basically, it is the inability to compare 2 analogous things, when one of them is legal and the other is illegal. For example, comparing the harms of an illegal activity with a legal one, or taxes to extortion racket, or the government to the mafia.

The perfect example of the illegality logic loop: someone might claim,

“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”

“Why not?” you would ask.

“Because one’s illegal.”

“Why is it illegal?”

“Because it’s harmful.”

“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”

by russianboy3185 October 18, 2015

EDiot Logic

EDiot Logic is what trolls on Encyclopedia Dramatica use, in place of actual facts and reason they use lame meme references which were already outdated and insist on using the same insulting slang terms for their victims.

They also refuse to believe anything their victim's tell them and consistantly try to win arguements using their own warped views on things.

For example they view a soundfile that their victim has sent them with the voice deepend as being unintelligelable retard speak.

"Did you try to explain to him about that meme?"
"Yes but he respond with: "U Mad" Bro."
"Ugh...EDiot Logic. How the fuck does it work?"

by MM132 October 25, 2012

Democrat logic

Well, to simply put it, our logic is just, logical (can’t say that about republican logic) We develop our logic by researching major social issues, understanding them, and finding a solution that not only benefits the government, but also the people as well. Republican logic goes something like “the bible and jesus said so so that’s the best solution.” We tackle and combat social issues, rather then going off a book of fairytales (also can’t be said about republican logic) any questions?

Democrat logic

by aqxa on yt April 11, 2022

sovereign logic

when somthing u say is soo RANDOM it makes sense in a wierd way.

hard to explain but u know when u've experianced then magnetude of the sovereign logic or 'SOV.LOG.' for short lol

by robinator89 August 20, 2009

Swiss Logic

Penis Slicer

by Masked Newbie June 3, 2003

schaff logic

logic that is contradictory to actual logic, can be used by religious figures

hello-there are 42 letters in that word- is schaff logic

by JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! May 20, 2007