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Purple lobster 

The act of dipping one's penis into a lady's quim, and then slapping her female friends face with it.
See last night, I ruined Sandra's hot box and then gave Ethel a right good purple lobster

Red lobster 

Basically when a girl is on her period and they're having sex with with someone
Sticking a dick in a bloody vagina is a red lobster
Red lobster by RedLobster November 20, 2016

Irish lobster  

When a girl peirces her vigina directly in the middle and has 2 male partners place the penis in each side of the piercing and both ejaculate at the same time and if the girl gets pregnant, the male who is the father loses.
My baby boy Billy was born form Irish Lobster as a teen
Irish lobster by obese4lyfe June 26, 2008

Blue lobster meme 

A secret way of a male expressing to other men that he is gay and is interested in sex
Dave: Hey I saw you posted a blue lobster

Goose: yeah I love blue lobster memes
Blue lobster meme by Joeligma8596 August 31, 2022

Red Lobster 

When a man unwittingly contracts the STD crabs after having sexual relations with a menstrating woman (raggin').
You know how Bob isn't afraid of fucking chicks that are raggin'. Well, next morning... he woke up with the red lobster.

Ghetto Lobster

A minority that doesn’t know how to swim. And is usually a drowning victim.
Back in tha day, gangs used to throw their half beaten up rivals in the water canals because they barely knew how to swim. When their bodies were discovered, their corpses were referred to as ‘ghetto lobsters’