mona lisa

teenager : 'mum I feel ill - don't think I can go to school today, mum my hair looks bad, mum why do I look like chicken little'
mum: 'pumpkin pie stop being a mona lisa'
by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019
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Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...
"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
by Handy ManWell February 06, 2021
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lisa sophie

Very clumbsy and always wears a oberlippenbart
Johanna 1: wow did you see lisa sophie today?

scheroo 1: yes omg i Love her oberlippenbart
by Diegeilegans January 02, 2017
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Lisa Adams

noun
A name often associated with a breathtakingly attractive and highly intelligent woman who has a knack for leaving people bewildered and slightly exasperated. Known for her perfect bottom, she exudes an angelic facade that belies her mischievous and, at times, delightfully infuriating personality.

Traits:
• Stunningly beautiful with an air of mystery.
Quick-witted and sharp, often leaving others in her intellectual dust.
• A paradox of heavenly charm and earthly mischief.
• Always a bit of a twat, but somehow in an endearing way.

Synonyms:
Heartbreaker, Enigma, Mischief Queen, Twat

Antonyms:
Wallflower, Bore
“I met this Lisa Adams at the party—she had everyone captivated with her charm and sass but left me questioning my life choices by the end of the night.”

“She looks like an angel, but trust me, she’s a Lisa Adams – brace yourself!”

“Don’t you pull a Lisa Adams on me!”

“Lisa Adams may be the only person who can create chaos and fix it at the same time, which is probably why she’s such a key part of the LLAS.”
by LLAS2021 November 25, 2024
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Clapped Lisa

A lovely, sexy painting made by Demarcus Cousins The Third (JiDion). It took a million millenniums to forge in the caverns and ravines from the ancient mountaintops of Caucasus.
Person 1:"Yo bro, did you see the Clapped Lisa?"
Person 2:"Yeah man! It was so hot"
by BrolicBlackLover May 06, 2023
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Lisa Drewes

Undefinably Awsome
You will Explode when you meet her from The Awsomeness of Lisa Drewes
by Darkelfin September 06, 2009
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