mona lisa

me complaining to my mum

teenager : 'mum I feel ill - don't think I can go to school today, mum my hair looks bad, mum why do I look like chicken little'
mum: 'pumpkin pie stop being a mona lisa'

by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

Lisa

A white woman (typically in her 30's to mid 40's) that claims not to be homophobic, but does not accept her LGBT child

Person one: Man, that woman is a total asshole
Person two: Her name's probably Lisa or some shit

by IHateLisa June 21, 2023

Lisa

best person ever

Lisa is the best person ever

by hejmonicaqwerty April 28, 2020

Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.

"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018

Lisa

When they hear Lisa it’s like Christmas to their ears. A Female PIMP. Gives generously to all who need the support. Open to all ideas big or small. Dedicated to homies.

“Lisa, definition of female pimp”

by Kayzzzworldxo89 November 22, 2021

Lisa Ann

Lisa Ann is a very sweet woman, a loving and caring mom and grandma, She has a lot of wisdom to share to the young people. The world needs more Lisa Ann, because the world will be in peace and goodness if there are more people like her.

Hey! I have a friend named Lisa Ann, She is beautiful as her poetry!

by takipsilim October 28, 2021

Lisa

Lisa hates her name more than anything and prefers to use her second name instead.She looks pretty average but has friends that’ll always tell her how beautiful she is and it annoys her cuz they’re all lying cunts :)

She is actually pretty stupid and everyone she left behind knows that.

Jonas :Isn’t that the fat wale Asian with acne and slit eyes ?

Theo: Yeah Lisa,the narrow minded slut!

by Maciek’s gonna read this November 19, 2018