Lick My Balls

The act of drooling slurping and sucking a mans testies. A very expensive hobby.

I want to get into Lick My Balls but i know how expensive it is.

by your big daddy that wants boof July 12, 2022

Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.

The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket

by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

“Lick and Leave”

The act of showing up at someone’s house late at night, licking their cooter for a bit and then just leaving.

“I promise it’ll be quick, just a “lick and leave”.

by CMOMO July 31, 2022

lick to start

Kind of like when a dirt bike is Kick To Start, when a woman’s vaginal area is “LICK TO START” that means it was crusty, doesn’t necessarily mean the person didn’t make her wet, but you had to spit a little on your two fingers in order to provide the necessary amount of lubrication for intercourse inside that crusty alligator pipefish pussy.

Friend: How was that pussy?
You: it was horrible man, it was lick to start

by 530.city boys August 15, 2022

Lick the clit double twister finger bang

The act of eating and finger banging at the same time a vagina

Me : Bro my arm is so tired !
Joe : why?
Me: i had a crazy night i did the lick the clit double twister finger bang to my girl!
Joe: i dont understand…
Me : i am not suprise i always know that you are a Noob!

by Callmebby August 23, 2022