The Kristian Effect 

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

The Kristian Effect by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

Hao kristian 

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.

"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably

Hao kristian by Notstek69 July 31, 2023

dirty kristian 

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you

Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian

dirty kristian by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023

felix and kristin

Felix and Kristin..a perfect couple!
They're far away from each other but that doesn't stop there love.

Felix does truly love Kristin no matter what and he really cares about her. Sure e get jealous but that's because he want Kristin to be his girl.

Kristin thinks Felix is the perfect guy next door. She really cares about him and hates when I lie. All she want is a hug from him. Kristin loves Felix but have a hard time to say it sometimes.

Everyone wish they'd have a boy like Felix because Felix is amazing but sorry girls. Felix is Kristin's prince.

Kristin and Felix=goals
Felix and Kristin are perfect for each other

felix and kristin by The love princess September 5, 2017

Amir and kristin 

Amir is a boy and kristin is a girl but they're both are very shy persons. Amir has a secret crush on her but she dont know yet. One day they il be together.

Amir and Kristin is a cute couple!

Amir and kristin by HypeSquad November 30, 2021

karly and kristin 

Two ridiculous women who love each other unconditionally and will apparently go to any length to keep each other in each other's "realms." But I want the real thing and that is you in my life as my wife.

When are Karly and Kristin getting married?

karly and kristin by #1Karlyfan January 7, 2023