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Knoton

Did u see knoton steal those condoms?
by ASDFGHKL May 21, 2016
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Slip Knotted

Becoming so intoxicated off malt liquor and cheap vodka you begin violently hurling and producing a disturbing noise only comparable to a Slipknot song.
Brad: " What is that horrid sound coming from the bathroom?"
Brad's Bro: "Oh that's just Jim, he got Slip Knotted tonight and is letting some demons out."
Brad: "Jim is such an artist."
by GeorgeDubyaTheThird May 21, 2018
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nigga knots

ew look at those nsaty nigga knots
by niqqa January 16, 2008
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Japanese Knotweed

A large herbaceous perrenial plant, native to Eastern Asia. It has hollow stems making it appear similar to bamboo, however it is in no way related. The stems can reach 3-4m in height every growing season. The leaves are green oval, and truncated at the base and it forms creamy white flowers on 6-15cm long racemes (wikipedia 2006)

This plant is every garden owners' worst nightmare. The botanical version of the bubonic plague. So much so that in the UK it is illegal to plant (under the wildlife and countryside act 1981).
If you cut it down, a new plant can re-grow from a segment of stem only a couple of centimeters long and the roots go deep into the ground. Because of this most domestic waste sites WILL NOT accept it, and it has to be taken to an incinerator, treated as hazardous waste.

If you find Japanese knotweed, there's not much you can do
you can:
1, spend your next 10 pay-cheques on specialists to remove it
2, try cutting it down yourself, burning the plant completely as you go, and dumping whatever herbicides you can get your hands on all over where it was and hope!
3, build a bonfire on top of the patch..and incinerate it
4, move house and let someone else deal with it
japanese knotweed...yeah...you want how much? fuck that, i'm moving
by Mr Cheese January 8, 2006
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knothe

v.
1. To fool or trick another person or animal in a manner that is comical to others.
2. To unknowingly commit a mistake or blunder.

adj. (knothe-like)
1. Describes some form of chicanery that is reminiscent of the legendary P. Knothe

n. (knother)
1. a person or animal that is known for fooling or tricking others through some form of deceptive action.
v.
1. Jeremy likes to knothe his friends incessantly, as if everyday were April Fool's Day.
2. Rob realized he had knothed himself when he noticed that he didn't have his wallet with him at the bar.

adj. (knothe-like)
1. Patrick's actions at the bar proved very knothe-like as he tricked the young coeds into returning to his apartment for a night of debauchery.
Jeremy's frequent knothe-like antics as a postal worker caused his supervisor to bring him up for review.

n. (knother)
1. Troy, the ultimate knother that he is, used the hidden-ball trick to win the dodgeball championship game for his team.
by rs January 19, 2005
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knotwad

Knotwad is a derogatory name to call someone else that refers to a man's genitals (twig & berries).
You always act like such a knotwad when you get stressed out.

Person A: My boyfriend won't call me back. He is being such a kotwad. I'm going to sleep in front of his door so he will have to talk to me before he leaves for work in the morning.

Person B: Whatever, knotwad.
by windandwater June 20, 2011
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knots

knots is when two people are drawn to each other,and hold a connection with each other but both are too scared to admit how they feel about each other and live each moment with each other creating knots never being able to spit the words out.

though they both feel the connection, knots are created each day just by being in each others presence not being able to give each other the love that between them both .
they both were on the same page just reading at a different speed, love in the air but the fear of being hurt wondered as well creating {knots} in each others life
by 6h6fdd0 June 1, 2020
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