Jake Sweeney

A beached whale. Otherwise known as recieving head whilst swimming in the pacific ocean off the coast of california whilst eating a fried baby smothered with ketchup.

Dude! Those kids over there are totally Jake Sweeney-ing!

by Minday&Shilaa February 28, 2011

Jake'd

To get absolutely drunk beyond recognition.

Guy #1: That guy's just downed 16 Jagerbombs and 8 double JD & coke's.

Guy #2: Woah! That guy's gonna be Jake'd!

by TheTomSly November 3, 2012

jake jones

Known to haunt the deepest darkest bowels of the earth with his immortal laughter. He can say something that is deemed to be a joke yet when repeated back to him, he will explode in laughter in what can only be described as a air raid siren from the circus. A nice guy none the less.

Is that a monkey dying? No its Jake Jones laughing

by thejakejonesguy October 22, 2013

Jake Paul

A YouTuber who is used in every other irrelavent youtubers titles to get views and gain relavancy

Do you know keemstar?

Yeah, but he wasn't shit until he started putting Jake Paul in the title of all of his videos

by Anne_anymous September 17, 2017

Jake

Jakes can be a boy of any age, Generally in good shape. Most of the time has brown hair and blue or brown eyes. May grow up to be in some kind of service for his country. He can always make people laugh but has too sides. Sometimes jakes like to be to manly and end up lying. But don’t get the wrong expression girls if there is a Jake in your life spend time with him when you can.

Maddie: “Did you just see Jake he did like 100 pull ups I hope he asks me out”
Jake: “ maybe we can go out some time, oh my did you see that girls ass, Maddie we are over”

by The thinking girl May 23, 2018

Jake Paulers

An official terrorist group made of 4-10 year old kids, also going by names like "Team 10" which is the number of all their IQ combined

-"Some kids came on my YouTube video criticizing Jake Paul and dislike bombed it and commented with bad grammar and kindergarten insults"

-"Oh dude you just got attack by the Jake Paulers

by PoiZonFX August 8, 2018

Jake toth

A cracker that will hit you with a hard R

Hey jake toth Shut up Niggerrrr

by Daber104 April 16, 2019