Jake

Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.

A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”

by Deeznuts21420 October 25, 2018

Jake

A fuck who will beat his girlfriend and wife and who will masterbate on Skype and lies about every thing to his friends also a fake friend which hangs out with holograms.

Friend 1:Jake is an ashole
Friend 2: I know right I hate him he said he never masterbated but I saw him do it on Skype

ME: HI JAKE DAWSON BARNES

by Your mum gay October 29, 2018

Jake

An ashole who will never be a good friend but a woman beater

Guy1 : what happened to that girl. guy2: Jake beat him up

by Your mum gay October 29, 2018

Jake

A rapist that preys on 12 year old girls.

Woah dude, did you hear what Jake did to Ansley?
Yeah man he's a total rapist.

by FuZe Orbit October 30, 2018

Jake

Such a good cunt and always good for a yarn. Best best friend anyone can ask for, often does dumb shit with his bros. He likes Cody's and johns (mainly Cody's), Jake's love cars preferably nissans and station wagons. Jake's like to rock fluffy goatys and the love the colour purple but wear pink🤷 Jake's are the best guys but can be dicks sometimes but people love Jake's alot including his bestfriend

This guy is so skux he must be a jake

by Nigger be white October 30, 2018

Jake

Jake is the best person you will ever meet. He is the most kind, caring, lovable, sweet boy. He has the most perfect eyes and smile and will brighten anyone’s day. He has a great sense of humor and will always be found making someone else smile and laugh. Jake is the cutest and most loyal boy, don’t let him go once you have him!! foo foo

Omg he is such a jake

by fooofooobear November 6, 2018

Jake

A really nice and caring guy. he has an amazing smile that will brighten your day. he has the best hair!! He is really hot and beautiful brown eyes. i love jake

jake is the sweetest guy ever!!

by ecohen November 17, 2018