Jake

Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.
A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”
by Deeznuts21420 October 25, 2018
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