fly jocking

where women swarm around you like flys and are always on your jock

damn man every where i go i got ho'z fly jocking me

by chief slap a ho May 9, 2009

Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends

cell phone Jocking Cellular Jocking

by Matt the Victim March 29, 2010

Jaking

verb-To violently cough while smoking a joint or using a bong.

Hey Dude,if you keeping jaking on us we'll going to skip ya next time!

by Window January 10, 2008

jocking

"To be on someone's jock". Trying to hook up with them.

Sarcastic: Kissing someon's ass.

What happened with that chick the other night? She was jocking you pretty hard.

I can't stand that kiss ass. He's always jocking people more popular than him.

by Greg April 1, 2005

Jaking

a verb describing when someone suddenly passes out. being high isn't necessary to 'jake' but is often a key factor. a Jake In Progress (JIP) can be identified by; sinking of the eyes, sudden lack of interaction with group, searching for the most comfortable position possible. a 'jake' can be delayed by the consumption of food however this is only a temporary solution. it is customary to loudly whine 'JAAAAAAAAKE' when someone jakes. resisting a jake is often futile however it is possible, many believe jaking to be a physical tiredness however it is actually a sapping of motivation with waves of lethargy.

'shit man, you jaked hard last night'

'I'd better go home before I jake'

'guys, jake's jaking'
'nah its just a JIP i promise'

'Oh shit i'm jipping, better get some food'

(notice someone jaking)
'JAAAAAAKE'

by Major Jaker April 10, 2013

jocking

Trinidad slang: "jockin" is another term for jacking off

dat boy doh hav no life other than watchin blues and jocking

by marina a. September 1, 2007

Jackin'

1. The action of having sex with yourself by rubbing your penis to when it sperms...

2. The point of pleasuring yourself...

3. A first sexual move that a teenager (mainly) would do (see 1.)

4. Acting like a kid named Jack...

Woh, what happened to you? You're sweating like crazy dude!

I don't want to talk about it...

C'mon! Tell me!

Alright, you know Megan that huge-titied girl?

Yea...

Well, she was at the pool, and she was so HOT! So, I went into the restroom, and I started Jackin' myself...

Oh... Well that's understandable!

by HJxJJ May 16, 2011