(Male variation: Johny-Oh.C.D)
A slang referering to people (in the case of Jackie-Oh.C.D, woman and in the case of Johny-Oh.C.D, man) who suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). The slang also referes to pop-icon Jackie-Oh, even thought she did not have OCD, it is just a way of making the slang more relatable and catchy.
A slang referering to people (in the case of Jackie-Oh.C.D, woman and in the case of Johny-Oh.C.D, man) who suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). The slang also referes to pop-icon Jackie-Oh, even thought she did not have OCD, it is just a way of making the slang more relatable and catchy.
(Person One) - Hi how are you guys?
(Person Two) - I'm okay
(Jackie-Oh.C.D) - I'm awful, I didn't make it through my schedule for the day, when I got home it wasn't 1P.M, it was 1 and 2 P.M and that ruined EVERYTHING, I had to color code my bedroom really fast so that I could shower for the fifth time today, to put on color-coordinated clothes to meet you here, but it took me so long to get to this level of the mall, because five times there were more than three people in the elevator so I couldn't get in, and you know, clock's ticking, and the elevator isn't that clean so the risk of a fatal disease is monumental, and...
(Person Two) - I'm okay
(Jackie-Oh.C.D) - I'm awful, I didn't make it through my schedule for the day, when I got home it wasn't 1P.M, it was 1 and 2 P.M and that ruined EVERYTHING, I had to color code my bedroom really fast so that I could shower for the fifth time today, to put on color-coordinated clothes to meet you here, but it took me so long to get to this level of the mall, because five times there were more than three people in the elevator so I couldn't get in, and you know, clock's ticking, and the elevator isn't that clean so the risk of a fatal disease is monumental, and...
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Usually found in west/northwest London, about to drive her expensive and usually gigantic car into you because she's a)in too much of a hurry to go and do something vapid and materialistic b)not concentrating on what she's doing c)got no idea how to drive her expensive and gigantic automobile.
Despite being always and utterly in the wrong, these women still have the utter gall to scowl, honk their horn, gesticulate wildly, and act as though YOU are the scumbag driving dangerously due to all-conquering selfishness. But hey, when your husband's money is burning a hole in your purse and Bulgari is closing soon, the rest of the world had better get the hell out of your way, right?
Jackie D'ohs are usually of Middle Eastern descent or posh white women.
Usually found in west/northwest London, about to drive her expensive and usually gigantic car into you because she's a)in too much of a hurry to go and do something vapid and materialistic b)not concentrating on what she's doing c)got no idea how to drive her expensive and gigantic automobile.
Despite being always and utterly in the wrong, these women still have the utter gall to scowl, honk their horn, gesticulate wildly, and act as though YOU are the scumbag driving dangerously due to all-conquering selfishness. But hey, when your husband's money is burning a hole in your purse and Bulgari is closing soon, the rest of the world had better get the hell out of your way, right?
Jackie D'ohs are usually of Middle Eastern descent or posh white women.
"Did you see that Jackie D'oh that almost smashed into us in Swiss Cottage? She was on her Blackberry rather than actually looking where she was driving"
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Get the Jackie Daytona mug.To lose all effectiveness of your chapstick only moments after application. A chap-jacking usually occurs when an individual is approached by another shortly after applying their chapstick.
A few effective methods of conducting a chap-jacking as followed:
- The Quick-Turn - an individual applies their chapstick and finds themselves flung around in a fury by another who then, almost instantly, uses their lips to rapidly mooch off of the victim's chap rub-off.
- The Table-Jumper - after applying chapstick, an individual may find another, originally sitting directly across from them, to now be all-up-in-yo-face. And your chapstick has been scavenged by your unsuspected neighbor.
Various methods of approach have been witnessed, but the given two are how you might find yourself being chap-jacked.
A chap-jacking results in complete loss of applied chapstick. There is no hope in retaliation to such an attack as the suspect will almost always be found to be lost in a storm of arousal. By the time you find that your stolen chapstick has seeped entirely into the suspect's lips, you could have been far away, enough to almost consider yourself safe from a rebound attack.
You should know immediately that you've come across a chap-jacker when your eyes almost fatefully meet with those of another individual whose lips seem to be crusting, peeling, and bleeding.
A few effective methods of conducting a chap-jacking as followed:
- The Quick-Turn - an individual applies their chapstick and finds themselves flung around in a fury by another who then, almost instantly, uses their lips to rapidly mooch off of the victim's chap rub-off.
- The Table-Jumper - after applying chapstick, an individual may find another, originally sitting directly across from them, to now be all-up-in-yo-face. And your chapstick has been scavenged by your unsuspected neighbor.
Various methods of approach have been witnessed, but the given two are how you might find yourself being chap-jacked.
A chap-jacking results in complete loss of applied chapstick. There is no hope in retaliation to such an attack as the suspect will almost always be found to be lost in a storm of arousal. By the time you find that your stolen chapstick has seeped entirely into the suspect's lips, you could have been far away, enough to almost consider yourself safe from a rebound attack.
You should know immediately that you've come across a chap-jacker when your eyes almost fatefully meet with those of another individual whose lips seem to be crusting, peeling, and bleeding.
As Czarina Yanina prepared for her departure, she innocently applied her Blistex chapstick. As she realized what she has done, her Kniaz Collin has swept her in his arms in what she believed to be a romantic grasp. She was left cold on the curb as her chapstick had been jacked. The echoes rang, "...chap-jacked...".
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