japanese tea garden 

a place in san francisco where many people like to enjoy a nice stroll around a beautiful foreign garden, its attracts tourist from around the world when they stop in SF. also its a nice peaceful place to have a cup of tea and snack on some japanese food after seeing the art museum thats down the block.

hey man, have you ever been to san francisco?

yup!

did you go see the japanese tea garden?

yeah! did you go see the awkwardly tall bridge that tourist like to take pictures on?

japanese tea garden by Urban Mobstarr March 17, 2011

Japanese Lantern 

The act of pooping into a poor Japanese boy's lantern.

Hey bro, I did a Japanese lantern yesterday.

Japanese Lantern by homedogword123 August 1, 2011

japanese history

No eye men staring and yelling at each other

Dude those guys are like Japanese history lol.

japanese history by carcarjustvibin October 19, 2020

japanese rain goggles 

Act of plassing ones breast's on a mans face while he is sleeping.

As soon as Jimmy passes out im going to give him my japanese rain goggles

japanese rain goggles by AXeGod November 28, 2010

japanese rain goggles 

When your bitch pisses in a regular pair of swimming goggles and the man (you) puts them on making the piss touch your eye. twice. one in each. and then you see yellow while you bust your load all over her face and such.

Jane: Put on these goggles!
Steve: WHY?!
Jane: Because I pissed in them.
Steve: Oh okay, you could have said its japanese rain goggles
Janes: Oops!

japanese rain goggles by nickeh! November 28, 2010

japanese show smiley 

similar to the phrase "cheseburger" someone who is feeling "japanese show smiley" is simply put: someone who experiences supreme happiness for whatever reason. they could be so happy because they got a job, they found out that their girlfriend ain't pregnant, or because they just got laid. the reason for becoming "japanese show smiley" varies from person to person.

jane: i got bad news for you jake, i'm not pregnant...

jake: wtf you talkin' about girl, i'm fucking happy as i ever been!!!

jane: god jake...why you gotta be so "japanese show smiley". i thought you wanted to have a baby with me.

jake: naaa girl, just said that to get some of your yum-yum-yummy...

japanese show smiley by nico illmatic October 30, 2007

Japanese Lunchbox 

A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.

Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She was none to pleased, to say the least. Then we got slaked.

Japanese Lunchbox by cunt rage March 28, 2016