Hamza

Foremost known as "The God Of Sex" An individual renowned world wide for his expertise with sex and highly sexual acts. One such as Hamza has been known to have sex with more than 30 girls at one time, even stimulating a maximum of 8 at once. Hamza's usually have enormous genitalia and can produce litres of semen in one ejaculation. Characteristics of Hamza's are cool, popular, attractive, instaclimatic (when girls see Hamza's they reach their sexual climax instantaneously) strong, athletic, charming, generally amazing at every aspect of life. Once an individual has had intercourse with a Hamza they are suggested to stay bedridden for a minimum of 2 weeks because of the mass vaginal damage.

Girl 1: Holy fucking shit Hamza is the best lover ever
Girl 792: Yeah he wrecked my pussy
Girl 3275: I wish my husband was Hamza,

Girl 94: I don't, if he was my vagina would be no more

by jackson17436 November 24, 2009

Human Centipede

How to get annoying people to shut up.

Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen

by Masolina October 21, 2010

demi-human

Demi-human is a half human half animal
bunny-human
cat-human
fox-human
e.t.c.
Normally considered worthless (sometimes considered better than humans)

hey look at that demi-human, worthless.

by thedoctorandhuntersin221-B May 23, 2016

Humaid

One of the best human out there. Usually a full package and shows it by his actions. Cares for everyone and is really sensitive but doesn't show it to anyone except to his close friends. Anyone can depend on him blindly and he never disappoints. Cracks the best jokes and always has a smile on his face.
Always shy and humble. people like humaid make the world a better place.

Is that humaid? He's such a great person.

by Turtleboi69 May 30, 2019

Are we human, or are we dancer?

Possibly the most ridiculous lyrics in the history of song-making. The only song with lyrics that surpass Human in ridiculousness is Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen.

The Killers: Are we human, or are we dancer??!?
Bob: TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

by x NiLLA WaFeR x January 2, 2009

Human Soup

The water used while one soaks in a bath, where ingredients normally include sweat, soap products, dirt, urine and occasionally specs of feces.

They say I make the best human soup. The real secret is waiting a week or two between baths. Adds flavor and excitement, without the need of adding additional salt.

by SeiRruf March 30, 2015

Human Fuck Animal

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.

Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.

by Ghostington February 17, 2014