A male with the uncanny ability to turn his charm on and off as it benefits him. He will fuck you hard one minute then dismiss you and your feelings for him. He is more than just a player. He posses an amazing smile, the distinct art of conversation, bedroom eyes, a kissing master and more than adequate below the belt.
by pas'mom December 16, 2018
Get the ass humpmug. by Mugsy October 1, 2003
Get the Corpse-humpingmug. A girl that outweighs John Candy.
by zack February 23, 2003
Get the camel's humpmug. by Gi/Gi June 24, 2009
Get the Bunny Humpmug. by Riderzzz March 13, 2013
Get the Hump Daymug. A one night stand often perpetrated between an extremely drunk man and an extremely ugly woman. Once the guy wakes up and realizes that he slammed a fatty/uggo he immediately runs away. It is also quite commonly linked to the walk of shame. Just make sure no one finds out about your hump and run.
Daryl: I was so wasted last night.
Steve: Hell yeah you were! I saw you leave with that whale. A little hump and run eh?
Daryl: You saw her.....?
Steve: MAN THE HARPOONS!
Steve: Hell yeah you were! I saw you leave with that whale. A little hump and run eh?
Daryl: You saw her.....?
Steve: MAN THE HARPOONS!
by Mr. Bladder July 3, 2010
Get the hump and runmug. by twonk2 May 6, 2007
Get the Horgan Humpmug.