Suck My Hump

You say it when you don't give a damn.

Sam: Dude you so gotta get a hair cut.
Gill: *angry face* Suck My Hump.

Suck My Hump by Twilight2013 January 19, 2013

jump hump 

The process used by short people to engage in sex with normal sized individuals.

Rick was having trouble consummating his marriage with his wife so Kenny told him to give it his best jump hump.

jump hump by Farrah Fawcett Hair August 12, 2014

humpity-hump 

Used to define an unknown quantity.

John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.

humpity-hump by bumbleclot June 5, 2009

Jank Dry Hump

To dry hump during prom and almost orgasm

Jank dry humps kay at prom and blows his load

Jank Dry Hump by dmiller69 July 16, 2010

Baby reverse rhino hump 

The act of humping a girl with your knee, ever so slightly, when making out so that it gives her pleasure. Mostly used by couples who want to stay virgins.. for some reason or another.

Bryant: "Why do you have a hole in the crotch of your jeans?"
Jamison:"Oh because Robbie was baby reverse rhino humping me last night. We both have purity rings, so its gonna have to due."

Baby reverse rhino hump by JamieandRobie June 9, 2011

National hump day 

It’s that time April 16 go to any girl and put your dick on her and they gotta have a fat ass.

Dry hump nigga you not gonna fuck them you gonna dry hump so national hump day.

National hump day by :)(()()))( April 12, 2019

tri-hump-ful entry

achieving penetration into the three most common sexual orifices of a woman in one day. oral, anal, vaginal.

Rich: "hey man, what'd you do last night?"
Eric: "i was so productive last night, I accomplished one of my lifes goals"
Rich: "oh yeah, was it the white dragon?
Eric: "no it was even better, i achieved tri-hump-ful entry"
Rich: "you lucky dog"

tri-hump-ful entry by kkid January 7, 2010