Hooterologist

A self proclaimed expert in the study of hooters.

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The hooterologist squeezed her boobs while saying "honk honk".

by Mardon32106 September 3, 2009

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hookerbyte

A measure used in IT terms are gigabytes of virus infested porn. A term coined by The Anuta

He had four hookerbytes of porn on his machine, no wonder it would not work.

by Fallen Archangel October 21, 2010

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When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.

Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."

by RJBrown9 December 2, 2010

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Hooter Shooter

A Can of soda or Beer that is transferred or temporally held between a woman's breasts.

Consumption of the beverage while still between the breasts is completely optional

Steve: Dude, that woman is holding a can of soda between her boobies!

Mark: That is a very nice Hooter Shooter.

by PlayBoyMan October 18, 2011

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Hoober

A nickname given to a very funny, goofy, loving guy. They always find a way to bring a smile to peoples faces, usually by stupid shitty jokes. A Hoober is usually tall, white, fair skinned, brown hair, energetic, dumb, and very funny. His sense of humor can be a little uncomfortable at first, but get to know him and he's the funniest dude in town. They are loyal, caring, loving, and embracing boyfriends.

Omg Jerry is such a Hoober, he always makes me laugh with his jokes.

by It's_Hoober January 18, 2016

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