Hand job

A funny game on MXC or having a female do mastribation for a male.

Hey, you see MXC? The game hand job looked pretty cool.
No, I was getting a hand job from Katie, so i missed it.

by KawaiiAnime November 25, 2003

Hand Job Soup

Hand Job Soup; When a man spends a minimum of 24 hours doing nothing more then jerking off and collecting his cum in his empty roman noodle soup bowl.

Guy: Yo bro whats up?

Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.

Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?

Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.

Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!

by Somanking June 10, 2011

Hand job

when a girl wackes a guys dick off

felicia gave peter a hand job

by cock sucker April 3, 2003

hand job

when a girl beats off a guy using her hands

Adam gets a hand job every weekend by one of his neighbors.

by taint November 16, 2004

Handjobb

An act put on by a woman, with her hand/hands. Always must be administered after she is finger popped.

Becky totally didn't give me that handjobb after i finger popped her

by Bakkerrr July 7, 2009

handlobraesing

1) the act or capacity to handeling and/or brake in a car, truck, big wheel, ect...

The GN sucks at the handlobraesing.

by OT June 24, 2003

Hannibal Hand Job

When a fat older woman rubs Paprika on the genitals of a miserable old queen of a man. Often followed by demolishing his house with food from the refridgerator and/or causing a domestic dispute. Named for the small town that pioneered the practice, Hannibal, NY.

Billy got hauled off to jail after his ex gave him the Hannibal Hand Job.

by David VanDyke November 8, 2006