Someone who drives with the fingers of one hand gripped into a fist at the 12 o' clock position of the steering wheel of any vehicle.
These types of drivers are well known for thier cockyness, tailgating, speeding, reckless lane changing, having their seat reclined to a 140 degree angle, not using turn signals, and complete disregard to other motorists.
These types of drivers are well known for thier cockyness, tailgating, speeding, reckless lane changing, having their seat reclined to a 140 degree angle, not using turn signals, and complete disregard to other motorists.
"Did you see that mother fucking ham fister cut me off"
"Watch out for ham fisters, because they are a danger to our streets"
"Watch out for ham fisters, because they are a danger to our streets"
by Kertef_Corobo April 16, 2004
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Pronounced "Ham Squad" but not the other Ham Squad. Thus the spelling.
1. A close knit group of friends who play Black Ops tournaments together, and are usually pretty good at it.
2. To dominate something as a TEAM
3. To put having fun before winning.
1. A close knit group of friends who play Black Ops tournaments together, and are usually pretty good at it.
2. To dominate something as a TEAM
3. To put having fun before winning.
1. Black Ops Player- We lost again...
OneBraveGhost- Ham Scwad on deck!
2. Guy1- Gosh we were pretty much Ham Scwad right there..
Guy2- I know! We did so good!
3. Guy1- That was Ham Scwad-ish.
Guy2- YEAH! I HAD ALOT OF FUN!
Guy1- Dude, We lost 7500-600..
^That was an actual game score...
OneBraveGhost- Ham Scwad on deck!
2. Guy1- Gosh we were pretty much Ham Scwad right there..
Guy2- I know! We did so good!
3. Guy1- That was Ham Scwad-ish.
Guy2- YEAH! I HAD ALOT OF FUN!
Guy1- Dude, We lost 7500-600..
^That was an actual game score...
by OneBraveGhost July 26, 2011
Get the Ham Scwad mug.Ham Choi (noun), also spelled as Ham Chơi, is a Vietnamese term for someone who parties too hard and doesn't give a fuck about how people see them or think of them.
People who are ham choi party regularly and are always hella loud. They're usually the abb or abg of the group, they love to drink Hennessy, and always be offering people coke at parties and rave festivals.
People who are ham choi party regularly and are always hella loud. They're usually the abb or abg of the group, they love to drink Hennessy, and always be offering people coke at parties and rave festivals.
“Jimmy is hella ham choi, he goes out every weekend and parties nonstop.”
“You too ham choi bro, you're like a party animal, you don't stop”
“Vivian is ham choi for sure, she drinks and do hella drugs. She’s a demon”
“You too ham choi bro, you're like a party animal, you don't stop”
“Vivian is ham choi for sure, she drinks and do hella drugs. She’s a demon”
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"I was trying to beat off last night and I drank so much fucking robitussin and rubbing alcohol that I wound up just socking myself in the nuts instead, I totally ham-handed that one."
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Get the ham slammer mug.means to perform in the act of sex with another person. It can be used when discussing both giving and receiving sex, or the wish to have sex with someone else. Normally a term used when the use of a phrase such as "getting yer hole" may be deemed too crude or offensive, or if the person using the phrase is in ear shot of someone they would not wish to know that they are having/planning on having sex.
It can also be used when trying to inform someone sex has recently been performed.
It can also be used when trying to inform someone sex has recently been performed.
Example One (when used in a discussion)
Person 1: "Aye, am goin te his the night. Actually canny wait man, its been too long!"
Person 2: "Oh! Ye think you'll be getting yer ham jam the night then?"
Person 1: (winks) "Oh Aye man."
Person 2: (immediantly grins) "Yaaaas."
Example Two (when used to inform)
Person One: (raises eyebrows) "Here, by ra way, ham jam"
Person Two: (laughs out loud) "Yaaaaas!"
Person 1: "Aye, am goin te his the night. Actually canny wait man, its been too long!"
Person 2: "Oh! Ye think you'll be getting yer ham jam the night then?"
Person 1: (winks) "Oh Aye man."
Person 2: (immediantly grins) "Yaaaas."
Example Two (when used to inform)
Person One: (raises eyebrows) "Here, by ra way, ham jam"
Person Two: (laughs out loud) "Yaaaaas!"
by Paggington September 29, 2011
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