Ancient lancastrian ritual performed between two members of opposing sexes, in extreme circumstances involving a black pudding or a similar shaped object.
Get drunk in Blackpool - You will soon experience an ecky hump for yourself. If you don't, then there must be something wrong with you.
by blackpoolbabe April 24, 2007

by Mugsy October 1, 2003

A girl that outweighs John Candy.
by zack February 23, 2003

by Gi/Gi June 24, 2009

by Riderzzz March 13, 2013

by twonk2 May 6, 2007

A one night stand often perpetrated between an extremely drunk man and an extremely ugly woman. Once the guy wakes up and realizes that he slammed a fatty/uggo he immediately runs away. It is also quite commonly linked to the walk of shame. Just make sure no one finds out about your hump and run.
Daryl: I was so wasted last night.
Steve: Hell yeah you were! I saw you leave with that whale. A little hump and run eh?
Daryl: You saw her.....?
Steve: MAN THE HARPOONS!
Steve: Hell yeah you were! I saw you leave with that whale. A little hump and run eh?
Daryl: You saw her.....?
Steve: MAN THE HARPOONS!
by Mr. Bladder July 3, 2010
