gloven

An insulated glove worn to keep hands from getting burned when taking stuff out of the oven or handling hot cookware. Formerly know as the "oven mitt".

If you're going to be operating a cornballer, you'd better be wearing a gloven.

by The Glovenator October 4, 2013

glove boy

What you call your best friends boyfriend.

Did you talk to glove boy last night?

by Crappy winter glove January 3, 2017

Grave Danger

A British term that means "in big trouble" or "trouble that will result in death" though the first one is more common.
This term isn't that commonplace in Britain anymore but still is used in extreme situations.

"You sir are in grave danger if you don't let me pass this door that leads in to the pub"

"innit"

by British fooker April 6, 2019

glove job

The act of yanking a man's cock while wearing boxing gloves.

This largely unrecognized and under-appreciated variation of a handjob was initially practiced in the middle ages. Historians postulate the glove was a preventative measure practiced by dukes, earls, and serfs alike who would coerce lepors with low self-esteem to choke the chicken. The glove was required because it was believed that leprosy was transmitted via human contact.

**UPDATE**

In March of 2020 the glove job reentered public consciousness due to CDC finding that the SARS-2, CoVid-19 virus was most easily spread via hand-genital contact. Early studies indicate 56% of North Americans over the age of 18 have participated in 1-5 glove jobs while 44% 6 or greater. 86% of adults have reported engaging in masturbatory glove jobs because they saw a Facebook post about President Trump mentioning the glove job's effectiveness in halting the spread of the virus.

Of note, the dramatic uptick in glove jobs resulted in early PPE shortages across the continent and did not abate until 13 year old, Henry Wilkins, began experimenting with condoms ("To practice for the real thing."), and realized what we as a society had known all along, that is, that the condom IS the glove. His Youtube rant went viral and the PPE shortage suddenly disappeared. A statue of Henry, presented in the moment of his epiphany, was erected in front of numerous CoVid-19 care facilities. He will no doubt be a national hero for decades to cum.

i went home with this chick last night and noticed she had crazy man hands so i begged for a glove job so i wouldnt be so grossed out

by camusus July 2, 2020

Chess Gloves

Chess Gloves are used while playing chess to prevent the pieces slipping out of sweaty hands.

"My hands are sweaty, thank goodness I'm wearing my chess gloves!"

by High roller November 9, 2012

Garden Glove

Garden glove (noun) - the dirty, crusty sock under ffxiv player-Iris Xi's bed, used to fap only when succumbing to the darkness of the edgelord. Also known as the pity fap.

I was a healer in feast and I tried to zip zop but my zoobity didn't bop... Time to bust out the ol' garden glove and have me a pity fap.

by casperino August 6, 2016

formation of global government

An on-going advocacy of around 2 billion armchair world government advocates through the worldwide web and using a public document entitled "The Globalist Manifesto" as their common rallying point. The goal is to hasten the emergence of a world government.

Formation of global government is a vision being advocated by illuminati groups, new world order groups, second coming of Christ groups, the Globalist Manifesto Party, the Zionist groups, the Baha'i groups, the Muslim Mahdi groups and the UN Reformists groups.

by James W. Fitzgerald February 5, 2008