goose taco 

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

goose taco by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016

goose-neck 

the suction of the dick between the vigina causing the dick to hilariously break needing treatment

Dude my girlfriend Accidentally gave me a goose-neck

goose-neck by Lucky out August 9, 2016

Goose Cleaning 

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.

My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.

Goose Cleaning by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017

Goose neckin 

To stare at a car accident while slowing down to see it longer til you have past it and turning around to see it .

Police officer:Keep going don't need goose neckin,move along.

Goose neckin by Gimme a Reason September 27, 2017

Goose bubble 

Noun : a mans nut sack

Is my dick in proportion with my goose bubble

Goose bubble by Juice619 October 9, 2017

Goose and Maverick 

Top gun friendship unrivalled and unbeaten in all of time.

Man, I love you so much, you’re the Goose to my Maverick!

Oh look, it’s Goose and Maverick at it again, those two are inseparable!

Goose and Maverick by Litty25 November 22, 2017

Goose mittens

The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.

She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.

Goose mittens by Snelp December 8, 2017